Top 20 list to describe smokers

Published on December 14, 2007 10:16 AM

If you are a smoker, regardless of gender and culture, you have done at least one of the following:

1. When you go out, the first thing you check is if you have enough cigarettes;
2. You have cigarettes in every place you spend most of you time: car, office, home, workplace;
3. The right place for cigarettes is usually your pocket of your jacket if you are a man and handbag if you are a woman;
4. You hide a pack of cigarettes for a rainy day on your work table or drawer;
5. You take breaks from work for smoking;
6. After every meal you like to enjoy the taste of cigarettes;
7. A full pack of cigarettes relaxes you, but when the pack is empty you're upset (it occurs subconsciously);
8. You understand that you spend a lot of money on cigarettes, but still you don’t want or can’t quit;
9. You have tried to quit at least once;
10. When you are with an unknown person you light up a cigarette after 10 minutes of conversation (if the situation allows);
11. Smokers feel embarrassed when they are surrounded by non-smokers;
12. When problems or worries occur you prefer smoking to calm down;
13. Your daily shopping list looks like: first cigarettes, then food and something to drink;
14. You like to smoke in your car and/or while going to work;
15. You shift to light cigarettes thinking that this may help you quit or because they are less harmful;
16. You prefer dropping into a bar and smoking cigarettes as a recreation;
17. Every strong drink is assisted by smoking;
18. Your favorite cocktail is coffee and cigarettes;
19. Your day begins and ends with smoking;
20. You are looking for cheaper cigarettes, and that is why you are in this discount cigarette shop.

Summing up the list, you can be honored with the smokers golden medal and as a pize we offer a large selection of cigarettes at prices that will please both you and your pocket.

We don’t encourage smoking, we just offer those who smoke the best that can be offered: quality at th lowest prices.